The Modern Day Homeless
November 15th, 2005This morning, on my way to work, I noticed, the regular homeless-fuks preparing their begging stalls & kits for the day - It’s all about maximising signage display, sidewalk obstruction, and warming their lungs & throats for projection of profanities towards all.
But this morning there was something that caught my eye.., a particularly pitiful & needy-looking homeless was taking a break from his regular post.. He was only a few doors down from the stretch of turf he works daily .. drinking a large espresso, puffing away at a pack of brand new cigarettes (no second hand stubbed out butt smoking for this guy), whilst looking up some important information (probably stock market reports) on his PDA..!!
I’m hope he either robbed someone, or found a lost wallet with loads of drug money in it or something..